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My name is Ren. 21 year old, living in Australia. This is where I post my inner thoughts, or as I like to call it my own brand of sarcasm.

Beyonce: Post-Baby Appearance.

It’s official, I’m obviously now a celebrity, so my boo and I are writing a #1 hit song. It’s happening bitches.

Justin, sweetie. Who told you THIS was a good idea. If you’re trying to perfect your transition into Elton John, you’re succeeding.

Justin, sweetie. Who told you THIS was a good idea. If you’re trying to perfect your transition into Elton John, you’re succeeding.

What is up with Christina Aguilera’s legs? I say it’s either her fake tan dripping, or her vagina is crying.

What is up with Christina Aguilera’s legs? I say it’s either her fake tan dripping, or her vagina is crying.

Zac Efron: Shirtless Through the Years

cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.